According to MSNBC.com, courts in New York city struck down the antiquated notion of heroism, of the everyday man or woman who stands up in defense of those in trouble.

The government has given the lobsters food stamp cards of their own, and they don't need to work for food any longer, so they've quit their jobs at Wal-Mart and are simply sitting around on the beach in their travel homes (lobsters are like turtles, right?) soaking up the sun and welfare...

Louisiana is a resilient state and we live in a generous country.  We will help each other heal, we will help each other rebuild, and we will come back stronger than ever, because that is who we are and that is what we do....

According to the Associated Press, the videogame equivalent of a super-blockbuster dropped to retailers overnight last night with the arrival of Grand Theft Auto IV (GTA IV), the latest in a series of crime story style games.